Paris Hilton Dumps Tinkerbelle
by Jen Longshaw

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Bad tempered and dressed like a canine version of Zsa Zsa Gabor she mingled with the bright and beautiful. However although she lived a life most dogs can only dream about it looks like Tinkerbelle Hilton’s days with Paris are numbered.

Late 2005 Paris Hilton was named the world’s worst dog owner of all time in a three-month online poll conducted by Hollywood Dog and New York Dog magazines. Not only had she once mislaid the famous Chihuahua who co -starred in several series of The Simple Life but now Tinkerbelle has been relegated to the sidelines due to committing the cardinal sin of growing old and fat.

Tinks suffered the indignity of being replaced by the smaller, younger (and in Paris’ eyes) more lovable teacup size Chihuahua “Bambi”. However that relationship was as short-lived as a Hilton engagement to a Greek millionaire. Bambi was later replaced with a ferret, a Kinakjou monkey called “Baby Love” and finally a goat.

Animal rights group PETA had already been made aware of Paris’ neglect of Tinkerbelle when an ex-maid claimed that the dog had been shut in a bathroom after Paris had left a hotel suite. Although she has since been photographed with her fickle owner it’s felt her days in the limelight are numbered. 

A PETA spokesperson stated “It’s a pity that Paris’ heart doesn’t match her pocketbook. Animals shouldn’t be disposed of like last season’s trendy handbag”.

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